It’s good to be paranoid. People need to be more paranoid. Case in point, JFK. If I had been JFK? I would have seen all three gunmen. I would have pulled out my concealed Luger, and fired first. Man in book depository, boom! Grassy knoll, boom! Fake Jackie, (kiss) boom! Then I’d shoot myself, so I don’t change history and create a paradox, boom! But right at the last minute, I twist out of the way of the bullet. Nice try, history. Better luck next year.
Dwight Shrute, The Office
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