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Dwight Shrute on Being Paranoid

By ⋅ December 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

It’s good to be paranoid. People need to be more paranoid. Case in point, JFK. If I had been JFK? I would have seen all three gunmen. I would have pulled out my concealed Luger, and fired first. Man in book depository, boom! Grassy knoll, boom! Fake Jackie, (kiss) boom! Then I’d shoot myself, so [...]

unexpected holiday

By ⋅ December 19, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Meant to go to work and ended up at a holiday party! What!?

dead HAs

By ⋅ December 19, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Is in real trouble now – my hearing aids are all dead, just yell at me…

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