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everyone needs a fake alter ego

By ⋅ November 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Thinking of changing my fake rapper name from rob’ry to def rob

hairdryer and computers don’t mix

By ⋅ November 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

is shaking his head at the client who tried to blow out the dust in his computer using…. a hairdryer.

The Perfect Crime

By ⋅ November 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me, she tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the [...]

Quantum of Solace in 6 words

By ⋅ November 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

My final comment on quantum of solace: felt more like war than espionage.

Sayre Fires

By ⋅ November 19, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

from @LAFD, interesting story about the Sayre fires

obama elected

By ⋅ November 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

screaming downstairs at 8pm, confirms Barack Obama is elected

Andrew Jackson

By ⋅ November 3, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

“I was born for the storm, and a calm does not suit me.”

Ways Leonard Maltin has astounded me with asinine comments

By ⋅ November 3, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Comparing an entire generation’s movie aesthetic to a happy meal, while insinuating your own taste is closer to steak. Calling the death of a student a “bad decision” (It was a murder, stabbing.) Using this as a segue to discuss the mortgage housing collapse and suggestion all the people who’ve lost their homes made bad [...]

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